Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize