Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
