I don't think brook has ever known best
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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