There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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