her vagine was all disorganized.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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