My brain says no but my pants say off.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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