i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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