Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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