what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
this beer tastes like vomit already
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Randomize
