Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
