it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
My penis needs a shock collar
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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