so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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