i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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