margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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