i don't like sucking hair
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize