areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I can tuck mytits in my pants
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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