If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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