i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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