Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Just cropdusted the office
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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