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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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