Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just had sex on a roof
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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