this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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