**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
