Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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