Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
there was a trapeze. enough said
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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