are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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