you win again, gameday.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
