I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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