Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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