: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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