you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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