God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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