i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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