So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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