I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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