Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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