She announced her abortion via fbk
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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