Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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