you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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