it was like his penis was on wheels.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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