Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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