We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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