Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
