he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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