a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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