There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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