I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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