The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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