At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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