I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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