you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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